November 7, 2004



Moral values
Republicans get caught with their pants down: the sexcapades, extramarital affairs, drunken-driving and vehicular manslaughter arrests, not to mention the arrests for picking up male transvestite prostitutes or 13-year-old girls, the government scams, the criminal fundraising schemes, the gay gay-bashers, the serial marriages and divorces, the dead interns, and the anal cysts or other priorities that kept most of them from going to war...

But hey - it's entirely possible that most of these transgressors have found Jebus and have mended their ways. As for the rest of us, see you in Hell!


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