WTF Is It Now?!?

An' for defence secretary, Batman!
Attorney General Jesus John Ashcroft and commerce secretary Don Evans have resigned from Bunnypants' cabinet.

"The safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved," the obviously senile Ashcroft wrote in his resignation letter.

"Thanks to his hard work, many terrorists have been captured, and their efforts to do America harm have been disrupted," gushed Missouri GOP Sen. Kit Bond.

"Christ, he's fucking with us, right?" replied Hootie McBoob, spokeswoman for a Washington-based civil rights and advocacy group. "Have any been brough to trial? One that hasn't been thrown out of court?"

Possible replacements for Ashcroft include Bush/Cheney campaign chairthug Marc 'Payback' Racicot and serial adulterer and drag queen Rudi Guiliani.

Also mentioned? DINO and repub assmonkey Joe Lieberman, as a "reach across party lines" gesture - plus it would open a Senate seat in a state with a republican governor.

To which a fretard at RimJob's Mouthbreather Central replied this morning, "The only thing we need to reach across the ailse with is a baseball bat-screw these turds. They lost."

Why, how christian of you. Asshole.