ow watch this drive...
- From Rude Pundit, thanks to You Will Anyway.
Our compassionate leader.
Lea' me alone! Ah'm on vacashun!
Preznit Play-Doh, too busy romping about on his make-believe ranch, sends his brother Jeb to view the devastation caused by the tsunami.
Huh... you would've thought sending Neil Bush would've made more sense, what with his experience with Asian affairs.
Our caring statesman.
Posted by maru at 12/31/2004 10:28:00 AM
Respect muh authorituh! SpiceGirl unveils her new laser-eyes while Ozzy crouches in fear.
Posted by maru at 12/31/2004 10:16:00 AM
Like a jerk I went outside wearing mocs to get something out of the truck, and I went down faster than a godless liberal on a Gays Gone Wild! video. I slipped on some ice on the driveway and fell flat on my back. And the back of my head. I'm going back to lie down some more.
Posted by maru at 12/30/2004 03:56:00 PM
Tsunami death toll rockets to 114,000
Preznit Bush told waiting reporters, "I don't know who this Sue Nami is but she will be tracked down and brought to justice just like we did with Osama."
- freemars2258, at the BC Forum.
Posted by maru at 12/30/2004 09:46:00 AM
thics are for losers!
Party of Jebus, moral values and integrity to make ethics inquiries harder to begin.
Posted by maru at 12/30/2004 09:36:00 AM
The bf, at the start of N. California's "Summer of Terror."
I need a lot of work.
Posted by maru at 12/30/2004 09:26:00 AM
Berry and SpiceGirl. It's hard work being a cat.
Posted by maru at 12/29/2004 01:38:00 PM
reatest country on planet shafts its own citizens in wake of horrific disaster
Penniless American tsunami victims refused new passports from US officials until they cough up some money.
Posted by maru at 12/29/2004 11:36:00 AM
Posted by maru at 12/29/2004 10:51:00 AM
ems may have finally grown a pair
GOP asking for it as they set up Senate collision on judges.
Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., has vowed to "tie the Senate into procedural knots" if kitten kevorkian/douchebag Bill Frist tries to change the filibuster rule.
Fun fact: the repukes, as always, are talking out their ass over alleged Democratic 'obstruction': The Senate has already confirmed 204 of Bush's nominees. Of the 20 whom the
uniter smirking buttwad intends to renominate, seven made it to the Senate floor before they were shitcanned for being extremist kkk/Puritan symps.
Posted by maru at 12/29/2004 10:32:00 AM
Bush's purge of CIA leadership continues
Refuse to drink the Kool-Aid® and you're fired: Biased analysis by yes-men more important to the squinting chimp than national security as the head of the Central Intelligence Agency's analytical branch is being forced to step down.
Posted by maru at 12/29/2004 10:20:00 AM
unnypants plays on vacation as stunned world reels
The grinning idiot was clearing brush, bicycling, and criticizing President Clinton as the rest of the planet called for aid and support for this "humanitarian catastrophe of epic proportions."
Some foreign policy specialists said Bush's actions and words both communicated a lack of urgency about an event that will loom as large in the collective memories of several countries as the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks do in the United States.Even some administration officials familiar with relief efforts said they were surprised that Bush had not appeared personally to comment on the tsunami tragedy. "It's kind of freaky," a senior career official said. "But then again, look at who we're dealing with here."
"When that many human beings die -- at the hands of terrorists or nature -- you've got to show that this matters to you, that you care," said Leslie Gelb, president emeritus of the Council on Foreign Relations.
Posted by maru at 12/29/2004 09:48:00 AM
Money for nothing
Eric Alterman reminds us that "we’re devoting less than half of what Bush is planning to spend on his own inauguration to helping people recover from one of the worst natural disasters in human history."
- Thanks to Ginger at the Hackenblog.
Posted by maru at 12/28/2004 02:32:00 PM
God, I'm lame.
Posted by maru at 12/28/2004 01:38:00 PM
Geebers, it's cold.
Well, we're back. Hope everyone had a good Christmas! Mine was cool - mom had drugged the old man until he was pretty cheerful, the food and company were good, everyone seemed to like their presents, and I got a couple of neat toys, including the Star Wars trilogy, the ROTK extended gift set, and the Millennium first season DVDs.
I also got Photoshop, and I've been trying most of the morning to get a picture of the Loch Ness monster into the photo I took at Castle Urquart a few years ago.
Posted by maru at 12/28/2004 01:07:00 PM
Thanks and happy holidays from WTF!
Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Let your heart be light
From now on our troubles will be out of sight.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on our troubles will be miles away.
Here we are as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.
Through the years
We all will be together,
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough!
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
- Ralph Blane and Hugh Martin, 1943.
Posted by maru at 12/23/2004 01:51:00 PM
n other news
Posted by maru at 12/23/2004 01:26:00 PM
air and balanced
First annual "Misinformer of the Year" awarded to Fox News gasbag Bill O'Reilly as Jesus continues to weep for him.
"Our staff analyzed more than 1000 instances of conservative misinformation captured on our website and tallied the number of times members of the media espoused lies, distortions, or mischaracterizations of fact in order to further the conservative agenda" said presenter David Brock, of Media Matters for America. "In the end, Mr. O'Reilly stood out from all the rest."
Are you sure that had nothing to do with his vibrator?
Posted by maru at 12/23/2004 01:12:00 PM
"I want my religion back"
Posted by maru at 12/23/2004 11:13:00 AM
eet the stenographers
Why George aWol Bush has gotten away with so many #ucking lies.
a bunch of asskissing whores shirks duty to scrutinize official claims, the Duh Institute reports.
Posted by maru at 12/23/2004 10:21:00 AM
S now threatening Syria
US Deputy Secretary of State Richard Armitage warned Syria that Washington was prepared to impose new sanctions if it failed to clamp down on fugitive Iraqi officials and end its involvement in Lebanon.
Lebanese deputy foreign minister Nahar al-Hammoud took strong exception to his comments, saying in effect that Armitage was a truculent boob just "talking out his ass."
Posted by maru at 12/23/2004 09:51:00 AM
efender of Christmas:
Jesus would roll over in his grave if he could see how I've been treated!
Jebus takes time out from his birthday celebrations to weep for Bill O'Reilly, the man who singlehandedly saved Christmas from godless, anal-sex-loving liberals and the SCLM "forces of darkness."
Posted by maru at 12/23/2004 09:18:00 AM
raq base hit by suicide attack, US general says
"Uh, our 'heavily fortified zones' don't mean dick," says Gen. Obvious.
Plastic explosives were allegedly used to kill US soldiers in the horrific attack in Mosul. They wouldn't happen to be the same explosives that Bush lost last April, would they?
Posted by maru at 12/23/2004 09:16:00 AM
Political embarrassment quits
No, not that one.
Scandal-plagued repuke/serial quitter and adulterer leaves in disgrace.
America's Mayor® partner and Bunnypants fantasy figure Bernard Kerik resigned Wednesday from Rudy Giuliani’s consulting firm. He said he would seek other unspecified business opportunities, write a book, spend time with his family, and look for the real killers.
Posted by maru at 12/23/2004 08:42:00 AM
Fa ra ra ra ra. The few people who had to come in today are partying a couple of cubes down. You know... it's hard to get any work done when nobody else seems to be doing any. Bah.
Festivus shares space with Florida Nativity scene
"First, the Airing of the Grievances. Then, the Feats of Strength!"
Posted by maru at 12/23/2004 08:14:00 AM
Douchebag's tinfoil hat on too tight
While Rush Limbaugh tells his listeners that liberals rejoice at US casualties in Iraq, Al Franken is entertaining troops in Afghanistan and Iraq, cheering up wounded from yesterday's dining hall attack in Mosul.
"Why yes. I AM an asstool."
Posted by maru at 12/22/2004 01:56:00 PM
Posted by maru at 12/22/2004 01:40:00 PM
evastating Mosul carnage isn't gonna ruin Bunnypants' Christmas!
Bush, following the deadliest attack since the war began (that killed 19 of our troops), says "it's such a hopeful moment in the history of the world" and that the dead soldiers were on a mission of peace.
Posted by maru at 12/22/2004 11:20:00 AM
ush "monkey" portrait projected onto gigantic billboard
"Bush Monkeys" - the small pic of Smirky McStupid by Chris Savido that shut down the art show last week at NYC's Chelsea Market - will now be seen by thousands of people daily.
Animal Magazine, the organizer of the show, said anonymous donors had paid for the picture to be posted on a giant digital billboard over the entrance to the Holland Tunnel, used by thousands of commuters traveling between Manhattan and New Jersey.
Posted by maru at 12/22/2004 09:24:00 AM
Puh. I swear to god, next year I'm going to seriously think about going someplace far far away right before Christmas and not coming back until after New Years'. Between my family waiting until the last minute to tell me what they want, and oh, could we bring dessert and how about making some aspic, and my boss telling me I can't even take a half-day off because he's taking them, I'm ready to bite somebody's #ucking head off and SDTN.
Posted by maru at 12/22/2004 08:37:00 AM