January 28, 2005

The nine circles of Hell...

Joe Lieberman, Alan 'Corpse' Colmes
Circle I: Limbo, Drenched in Snot.

Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

George W Bush
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow. Without Cowboy Boots.

Circle IV Ballroom Dancing with Lepers

Jerry Falwell
Circle V Stuck in Mud with Tranny, Mangled

River Styx

Zell Miller
Circle VI Buried for Eternity in Diarrhea

River Phlegyas

Sean Hannity
Circle VII Burning Sands, Pineapple Up the Rectum

mAnn Coulter
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Tom Bugsy DeLay
Circle IX Frozen in Ice, Balls Ripped Off by Rabid Skunks

Design your own hell

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