February 1, 2005

Bush tells CBC he's unfamiliar with one of the most significant pieces of legislation passed in the history of the United States
The shock didn't come so much from the fact that Preznit Vacuum Bag met with the Congressional Black Caucus Wednesday for the first time in nearly four years, but from his declaration that he was "unfamiliar" with the Voting Rights Act of 1965.

At yesterday's 40-minute meeting, Preznit Propellerbeanie was asked by Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. whether he would support the re-authorization of that portion of the Voting Rights Act that must be approved every 25 years.

"I don't know nothin' 'bout anything about the 1965 Voting Rights Act," the imbecilic squint warbled.

Rep. Bobby Rush said afterwards that though the president was "cordial," he was also "as non-responsive today as he was four years ago to the overall agenda."

Fun fact: Preznit Yellow Streak, too a-scared to face Negroes by himself, had to have his new secretary of state Condoliar Rice in the same room with him, though she said "absolutely nothing. She was just there. For what reason, I'm not sure."


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