February 1, 2005



Posting from work can more often than not suck wet monkey ass. First Blogger warns me that it's #ucked up my links, then it kicks me totally out of the internets. It's enough to make me want to spend my breaktime chatting with the cubebeagles about toilet-training their precious poopyfilled hellspawn. Almost.



Iraqi president: US troops should stay
"It's only complete nonsense to ask the troops to leave in this chaos and this vacuum of power," President Ghazi al-Yawer said. "Besides, the more they get shot at, the less we get shot at."

He said foreign troops should leave only after Iraq's security forces are built up, the country's security situation has improved and some pockets of terrorists are eliminated, the Arizona Cardinals win the Super Bowl and David Hasselhoff gets nominated for an Academy Award.

A statement by al-Qaida dismissed Sunday's elections as "theatrics" and "promised to continue waging holy war against the Americans and their Iraqi allies." Party-poopers.

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