March 11, 2005

The return of Frankenhuge
"Her forceful presence and physical stature helped cement her position as a key player in any policy decision."

Our bold, decisive, manly war president calls Mommy Green Bean back to the White House.

Now that her own spawn have left, Bunnypants nanny and former professional wrestler Karen Hughes is set to return to take charge of didie-duty for the Boy King.

Sources say Hughes will take on "a specific and particularly important assignment involving international affairs" for the overwhelmed, sap-headed Preznit Game-Boy. Who voted for her??? And what are her qualifications????


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