March 11, 2005



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Jebus.



Integrity and moral values
House Majority Leader/scumbag Tom DeLay was treated for a "heart condition" after more news oozed out of blogtopia (y!sctp!) that he went on an all-expenses-paid junket to South Korea in 2001 despite House rules.

The Texas thug was released and returned home after a series of tests found an empty pericardium . He intends to stick to his plans to tour the hot tubs of Florida, Georgia and Texas this weekend.

Is it just me, or did DeLay have a facelift? I caught a picture of him on the news the other night and I could swear he never looked like such a happily deranged shiny chipmunk before. Here, you be the judge:

Before: After:

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