April 14, 2005


Pic from NASA.


Too little, too late
But man, that's gotta hurt.

"Sob! I'm not really a creep - I just play one on liberal TV!"
Jerkoff.

Walking slick of rotting smegma Tom DeLay apologized Wednesday for his pointed rhetoric about judges in the Terri Schiavo case, but declined to say whether he favors impeaching them, or going straight to drawing-and-quartering.

"Sometimes I get a little more passionate, particularly the moment and the day that Terri Schiavo was starved to death," he said, still parroting the inflammatory talking points of the repuke religious right. DeLay added that his criticism was expressed "in an inartful way and (I) should not have said it that way and I apologize for saying it that way."

"It was taken wrong," he told reporter-stenographers, by that damned left-wing conspiracy in the liberal media who are out to get him.

Nevertheless, the Corrupt Scumbag said he wants the Judiciary Committee to look for ways to deal with what he called "judicial activism," and suggested possibilities such as curtailing certain courts' jurisdiction and even redrawing boundaries of the federal circuits.

Good grief.


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