WTF Is It Now?!?

Bolton mustache has seen lots of action
No-talent assclown's facial pubes deemed "experienced," "the right tuft for the right job."

This is what woke me up at 2:30 in the morning.

God, that thing must've worked harder than a right whale's baleen. No wonder it's gone white. Gives new meaning to the phrase "cheesy mustache."

I'm going to go throw up a little bit now.


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