October 21, 2005

Preznit Partyhat's political fortunes provided a windfall for Harriet Miers' law firm
OMG!!11!! Governor Bush paid us $163,000! I am like so never going to use that money!! He is sooooo cool!!1!1!!

Some senators are planning to explore Miers' legal work for Bunnypants, but the White House says it won't release any memos detailing that work.
"I think people across the country recognize the importance of attorney-client privilege," said White House spokes-tool Scott McClellan with a straight face, crossing his fingers behind his back and knocking his stupid wooden head.