January 12, 2006

It's not just you. Alito's wife was also bored to tears by [yesterday's] hearings - intarweb headline.

Or maybe she was upset that repuke Senator Cornyn referred to her husband as "Scalito." Twice.


Senator suggests scrapping handjobs hearings
Supreme Court nominees are so mum about major legal issues at their Senate confirmation hearings that the hearings serve little purpose and should probably be abandoned, Democratic Sen. Joe "look at me!" Biden said Thursday.

"They tell the rethugs everything during their pre-hearing circlejerks anyway," he might have said. "Plus, by the time us Dems get to the lotion, it's all gone!"

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