January 20, 2006

Pompous gasbag in no rush to wed CNN anchor
Would rather golf, do drugs, jerk off to self-portait than get laid by human female on regular basis.

Are Daryn Kagan and [portly, cyctic druggie] Rush Limbaugh on the rocks?

There was speculation that Limbaugh, who was separated from third wife Marta, would be getting married to Kagan once his divorce came through. But Kagan's colleagues at CNN have been buzzing about the absence of an engagement ring, and now I hear that the high-profile pair is going through a rough patch.

"Politically, they were not a good fit," reports a source. "She broke it off. She is heartbroken. He is playing golf."

Limbaugh, at the Bob Hope Classic in Palm Desert, Calif., had no comment. Ditto Kagan.

They're both nuts.

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