January 20, 2006

Whatever
"It is no accident that we haven't been hit in more than four years." - VP Dick Cheney, yesterday.

It is no accident that this planet has not been hit by a giant meteor in the past four years.

It is no accident that sabretooth tigers have not rampaged through our towns and cities devouring our children.

It is no accident that black holes have not formed in our atmosphere, sucking out our oxygen or our precious bodily fluids.

It is no accident that the Martian fleet has not attacked to kidnap our women these past four years.

It is no accident that in his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

It is no accident that ... gak! ack! :: thud ::

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