WTF Is It Now?!?

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The Bush misadministration said Friday it won't reconsider its approval for the United Arab Emirates to take over operations at six US ports*. "We're not going to admit we made a mistake," said a WH spokesman. "Plus, this will all blow over in a day or two. Once Karl finishes threatening republican holdouts."

Republican Tom Kean, the former head of the Sept. 11 commission, hadn't gotten the memo yet. The deal "never should have happened," he told reporters.

"The fact that you are putting a company in place that could already be infiltrated by al-Qaida is such a mindboggling dumbfuck idea you'd have to be a fucking retar a silly thing to do," said Mike Scheuer, who headed the CIA's Osama bin Laden unit until 1999.


"Trust me. Heh heh."

*Actually, its more like 21.
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