WTF Is It Now?!?

Lay blames auto-signature machine
Taking personal respons -- what? Oh. Never mind. Ken Lay finally identifies the master criminal behind the Enron debacle: his auto-pen did it.

Attorneys for Kenneth Lay suggested bank loan documents containing terms he allegedly violated actually were signed by an automatic signature device in the Enron Corp. founder's office and not by him.

LOL - great defense! How #ucking jawdroppingly stupid! Criminey, that's rich. Gawd.

Note to self: get the evil twin one of those things...