May 19, 2006

Oh for the love of God and all that's holy
WTF? Is there a full moon or what?

You know those killer attack-alligators that have been terrorizing Florida recently? Put them on the border to stop the 'illegal invasion,' sez the World Nut Daily:

The Rio Grande already serves as a natural moat along much of the border. It could then be extended with a little digging project, a task much easier than construction of a giant wall.

Who could dig it? Why not tap illegal aliens? They love to do the work Americans supposedly don't wish to do, at a bargain rate no less. But I have a feeling this is one job for which Americans would actually rush to pick up a shovel, and dig with a big, toothy grin.

If by 'Americans' you mean 'inbred fucking morons.' You know: fretards.

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