May 18, 2006

PSM: divine retribution to smite heathen, gay-loving states
In what surprisingly sounds like a mumbled and rather unclear message from the Most High, Pat Robertson says God may have told him storms and a tsunami will hit America's coastlines this year. Maybe Pat's tinfoil antennas were screwed in too tight?

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms. There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest." Robertson said. "Well, OK, I can get into that. It's Him telling me to become a golf pro that I can't understand."

Idiot.

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