May 18, 2006

The wrath of Denny
House Speaker Dennis Hastert took his life in his hands by berating the snarling face-shooting Vice President.

Incontinent traitor Boob Novak reports "according to Capitol Hill sources, he engaged in a high decibel rant last week when he met with Dick Cheney. The speaker was enraged by the sacking of his friend and former colleague, Porter Goss.

"Hastert was so vituperative that a private session with President Bush in the living quarters of the White House was scheduled immediately.

"But Hastert's discontent goes beyond the CIA. The GOP mood on Capitol Hill, particularly the House, is poisonous."

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