June 1, 2006

9/11! 9/11! 9/11!
"The release of the 2006 grant allocations drew immediate condemnation, as well as expressions of befuddlement by anti-terrorism experts."

Keepin' us safer After promising increases in Homeland 'Security' grants, the department slashes funds to NYC. That's right, New York City. You remember - Ground Zero.

"This is indefensible," NY republican Representative Peter King said. "It's a knife in the back to New York and I'm going to do everything I can to make them very sorry they made this decision."

Whatever. So where did the money go? To those popular terrist targets and hotbeds of Muslim radicalism, Omaha and Louisville, Ky.

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