June 1, 2006

President 'troubled' by Haditha shootings, empty peanutbutter jar
Smirky McGoober said he was "troubled" by allegations that US Marines killed unarmed civilians in Haditha and vowed that if crimes were committed, the guilty would be punished.

Oh, gee... really... where could have we heard THAT one before? This would be hysterical if it weren't so #ucking tragic.

"I am troubled by the initial news stories," Bush said at the White House. "If, in fact, laws were broken, there will be punishment," adding: "Those who violated the law, if they did, will be punished."

No comments: