June 30, 2006

Boy King stands by illegal tribunals
'Th' Supreme Court is ac'vist judges! They kin kiss muh ass!'

The Bush misadministration has 'dug in its heels and refused to abandon military tribunals for Guantanamo Bay inmates, despite a Supreme Court ruling that its "war on terror" trials were illegal.'

"The 'merican people need to know that the ruling, as I understand it, won't cause killers to be put out on the street," Bush said, implying that if it wasn't for him, those evil terrist-loving Dems and their liberal judge friends would do that very thing, adding, "People got to understand that."

We 'got to', huh? Fucking dumbass.

The Washington Post and the New York Times on Friday 'hailed the decision' as "a victory for law," while the ultraconservative MoonieTimes condemned it as "a dangerous restriction of our great dictator's presidential authority." Whatever.

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