June 6, 2006

Harris' Senate run, breasts worry many in her party
GOP leaders are troubled by Katherine Harris' fundraising efforts, her tanking poll numbers, disarray in campaign staffing, ethics problems, links to corrupt defense contractors, strange behavior, potential to polarize, and - uhhh, her appearance.

Harris likes tight clothing. Jim Dornan, her former campaign manager, compares it to debutante attire. "It's not the type of dress a US senator should or would wear," he says. She wore a tight peach sweater to a festival, and sucked on a lollipop. "Oh, no," aide Brian Brooks said as a photographer snapped pictures.
He must still wake up screaming from the time she repeatedly thrust the sweaterpuppies at poor defenseless Alan Corpses's face. I know I do.

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