WTF Is It Now?!?

Mary Cheney's book sales eating carpet
Gay-hating lesbian Mary Cheney's book, Now It's My Turn, has sold less than 6,000 copies since it hit bookstores on May 9, 2006, Raw Story reports.

So who's buying it? According to Amazon, purchasers of Cheney's book also bought Godless: Yes, That's Me by mAnn Coulter, Can She Be Stopped: Hillary Clinton will be the next President of the United States unless... by John 'Pud' Podhoretz, and the Preznit GW Bush Dress-Up Activity Set from Colorforms.