WTF Is It Now?!?

"No imminent threat"
Terra scare update -
No, the other one.

Seven nutjobs playing ninja have been arrested for talking about blowing up the Sears Tower in Chicago and FBI headquarters in Miami. In a search of their building, police found no bombs, no bomb-making materials, no explosives of any kind - in fact, no weapons at all, and above all no ties to al-Qaeda.

According to neighbors, this super-duper dangerous group of idiots, for all the world to see, stood "guard" in front of their building while wearing black ninja-like outfits with only their eyes showing. Sounds like the FBI found a group of not-so-intelligent bozos, decided they were just stupid enough to be "dangerous" and asked them if they wanted to be al-Qaeda-like terrorists. Being the mental giants they are, the group likely thought that'd be pretty cool...it'd give them a real reason to be playing "ninja", so they went along with the suggestion.

Instead of '7 arrested in terror plot,' the headlines everywhere should have read Karl Rove up to his old tricks prior to elections. SCLM.

Update: Managers of the Sears Tower, the nation's tallest building, said in a statement they speak regularly with the FBI and local law enforcement about terror threats and that Thursday was no exception. "Law enforcement continues to tell us that they have never found evidence of a credible terrorism threat against Sears Tower that has gone beyond criminal discussions," the statement said.