August 8, 2006

Bush, at 60, still a #ucking retard
Reuters reporter Steve 'kissass' Holland joins Stupie McSweatycheeks for a "brutal" bike ride at the presidental pig farm. In 100-degree heat.

"What I would give to be 16 again!" Bush yelled out at one point as he mashed the pedals of his tricycle Trek bicycle through a wooded area.

In fact, Bush does not ride quietly, constantly shouting out in his Texas twang the names of trees and geographic features and yelling at himself to pedal faster.

"Air assault!" he yelled as he started one of two major climbs...
"Air assault"??! Gawd! LOL
To be 16 again? It doesn't sound like he's made it to the level of an 8 year-old. No word if he stretched his arms out like wings and yelled "Nyraaaarrrwooow! Powpowpowpowpow!"
- dedalus at Blah3.

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