August 11, 2006

Crisis in the MidEast!
"We are working hard now to bridge differences between the United States position and some of the positions of our allies," WH spokes-tool Tony Snow told reporters in Texas, where he has joined Bunnypants on vacation.

"I dare say the president's very actively engaged in this," Snowjob said. "He may go for a bike ride in the morning, but he's spending a lot of time, morning, noon and night working these issues."

LOL.

Fun fact: Stupie McSenseless has dared his staffers to join his "100 degree club"- which entails running 3 miles in triple-digit heat. What stupid fucking goober.

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