WTF Is It Now?!?

Heckuva job lying for me, Brownie!
Integritude: Former FEMA head and horse-fluffer Michael Brown says Bush and the White House wanted him to lie about the misadministration's response to Hurricane Katrina and to "take the heat for their bungling."

[The misadministration's patsy] cited what he called an e-mail "from a very high source in the White House that says the president at a Cabinet meeting said, 'Thank goodness Brown's taking all the heat because it's better that he takes the heat than I do.'"

Puh, never mind that - JonBenet's non-killer has been released.