October 23, 2006



"A consumer watch group has released its annual list of the most dangerous Halloween costumes. Apparently, the most dangerous thing for kids to wear this year is a congressional page blazer." - Conan O'Brien.


"They're doing remarkably well!"
Crazed cyborg Dick Cheney's lovely, imaginary Iraq - a peaceful world of flowers, bluebirds and fuzzy little bunnies.

Meanwhile, on Planet Earth... Baghdad erupts in even MORE violence near the otherwise joyous end of Ramadan, Iraqi students want us out, and the US troop death toll for October reaches an appalling 83. Dead. For one month, which isn't over yet.

- m

"Iraq's going swimmingly! Swimmingly, I tell you! Puppies! Kittens! Bzzzzzztt!"
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