WTF Is It Now?!?

Analysis of Iraq's future: God, it sucks. Real bad.
The Iraq Study Group, led by longtime Bush family repairman James "aw shit, not again" Baker, will be meeting with Retard McMoron Monday to discuss the situation in Iraq - which is "even worse than we thought.''

Private assessments by government officials are much more grim than what is said in public, group member Leon Panetta said, "and we left some of those sessions shaking our heads over how bad it is in Iraq.''

US forces can't control sectarian violence and powerful militias. One of the most disturbing findings, Panetta said, is that many Shiite religious leaders who are a big part of the government have no interest in deals or compromises with Sunnis and other groups.

"How do you maintain a low-level civil war so it doesn't blow up into a full-scale civil war?''

Constantly change tactics to achieve a strategic goal? Adapt to win? Continue to win hearts and minds? Make the pie higher?

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