November 13, 2006

Repukes rip Rove new rectum
Repubs point to "massive Rove bunging" - oh, sorry, that's "massive Rove bungling": conservative asswiper the New York comPost declares "Rove genius no more."

No one's calling Karl Rove "Boy Genius" anymore. After last week's election debacle, some Republicans wonder aloud if it's time for [Bush's grublike, pastry-crumb-covered 'brain'] to follow Don Rumsfeld and walk the plank.

The final blow for many Republicans was [the Decider]'s decision to fire Rumsfeld right after the election - instead of a few months before, when it might have helped save the House and Senate.

"Everyone knew the election was about Iraq except them," says a disgusted GOP strategist, noting that it was Rove's job to make sure Bush knew.

You can see why some Republicans are recalling [Thumpie McStupid]'s other nickname for Rove: Pompous, Asshatted Slimebag "Turd Blossom."
- m

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