December 20, 2006

But dear, our nation is calling!
2007 will require difficult choices and additional sacrifices, says Stupie McStuperson:

"As we work with Congress in the coming year to chart a new course in Iraq and strengthen our military to meet the challenges of the 21st century, we must also work together to achieve important goals for the American people here at home. This work begins with keeping our economy growing... A recent report on retail sales shows a strong beginning to the holiday shopping season across the country -- and I encourage you all to go shopping more."
Shoes for industry! Shoes for the defense! HDTVs and miniature American flags for everyone!

Bonus: Retard McJebus wishes reporters a "happy holiday." Fox News anchors' hemorrhoids explode.