December 29, 2006



Now kin ah have muh ice cream??
See, we're makin' progress!

Squinty McFuckwit worked nearly three whole hours during his Christmas vacation in Texas on Thursday to design a new US policy in Iraq, then emerged to say that he and his advisers need more time to craft the plan he'll announce in the new year.
Bush made his three-minute statement on a dirt road lined with cactus, then turned away, ignoring a reporter's question about the pending execution and the one of Saddam's, heading off to the "bunkhouse" for cookies an' eggnog an' tuh play with his new Bible action figures.