January 4, 2007



Boy King's vacation ruined by dead guy
Little Lord Bunnypants' self-serving photo-op at Ford funeral snubbed by the family.

The children of late President Gerald Ford spent every hour of public viewing in the United States Capitol to greet tens of thousands of everyday Americans who came to pay tribute to their father. When [Drinky McDumbass] showed up, the Ford children were nowhere to be seen.

According to a Capitol Hill source, Bush is the only person to have the Rotunda cleared for his visit, bringing a screeching halt to the public's visit to the casket. Other former Presidents and political VIPs went to the front of the line, but nonetheless greeted fellow mourners while paying their condolences. Further, Bush reportedly spent only seven seconds at the casket and promptly left the building.
To quote Major Frank Burns, "Snot! Snot! Snot!"


"Man... ah could be home eatin' doritos an' playin' Batman... this sucks."
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