WTF Is It Now?!?

Kudos
Congratulations are in order to Retard McJebus and Senator/asshole Ted Stevens, for coming in in the top five in the Stupidest Statements Awards of 2006.

Bush, for his answer when he was asked if the tide was turning in Iraq: "I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?" (June 14, 2006)

And the Senator from Alaska, for explaining how the internet actually works: "It's a series of tubes." (June 28, 2006.)