WTF Is It Now?!?

Here we are livin' in Paradise
The Boy King discusses the situation in Iraq at his press con yesterday...

Q: Do you believe it's a civil war, sir?

PREZNIT PRIVILEGE: I can only tell you what people on the ground, gettin' killed -- whose judgment -- it's hard for me, living in this beautiful White House, readin' comics an' playin' checkers an' Pokemons all day, to give you an assessment, firsthand assessment. I haven't been there; you have, I haven't. I'm the war preznit. But I do talk to people who are and people whose judgment I trust, an' they tell me whatever I wanna hear, an' they would not qualify it as that. There are others who think it is. An' they hate America.