Morality and fambly values
Former rethug rep charged with exposure of former sexual organs
Ex-Pennsylvania republican congressman Joseph M. McDade, 75, was accused Wednesday of exposing his wrinkly, sagging privates to two women at a southwestern Florida beach resort, then actually managed to spread some "special suntan lotion" around. "I thought he was a mental patient," said one of the horrified women.
Fun fact: Mr McDade is certainly no stranger to Jebus Christ. In 1992 he was indicted on charges of accepting gifts from defense companies in exchange for helping them win big-ass contracts, and when he was cleared of the charges in 1996 allegedly skullf*cked a dead chihuahua.
Bonus: he has not yet proclaimed paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby
February 15, 2007
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