February 28, 2007

Not so fast, asswipe!
Kerry slams slimebag Bush nominee over Swift Boat donation - says incident raises questions about candidate's fitness as an ambassador.

A Senate hearing that began with glowing tributes to a St. Louis businessman [and Bush rump ranger] turned bitterly divisive Tuesday after he was pwn3d for supporting the controversial conservative smear group.

Sen. John Kerry grilled nominee Sam Fox about why he donated $50,000 to the Swift Boat Veterans "for Truth" during the 2004 presidential race.

"Might I ask you what your opinion is with respect to the state of American politics as regards the politics of personal destruction?" Kerry asked

Fox said he didn't recall who asked him to give to the group and blamed partisans on both sides for contributing to so-called 527 groups that are not subject to conventional campaign finance rules.

"So is that your judgment that you would bring to the ambassadorship, that two wrongs make a right?" Kerry asked.

"I did it because politically it's necessary if the other side's doing it," Fox said.


Kerry said the incident raised questions about Fox's fitness to serve as an ambassador, unless it was either to East Assholia or Greater Scumbagistan.

Sen. Barack Obama, presidential hopeful and chairman of Tuesday's hearing, said he found Fox's responses as unsatisfying as a watery bowel movement. "What a miserable little turd," he was reported as saying. You go, dudes.

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