February 28, 2007



Repulsive, toe-sucking attention whore squealing like a little piggy
Unhinged sexually-frustrated chronic masturbator and insufferable dipshit Dick Morris, suffering from Acute Clinton Derangement Syndrome, "is showing that he intends to keep up a constant barrage of criticism of the former first couple in an effort to ensure that Mrs. Clinton does not return to the White House."

"She believes that she is the last good person on Earth, and she believes that it is acceptable to do anything to achieve political power, that no means are beneath her," Mr. Morris told an audience of fellow good people, who hissed and booed whenever Hillary's name was mentioned.

"Hillary is a cold enemy. She never kills in hot blood, just cold blood. She has a long list of people who've offended her. She absolutely wrote the book on what she calls the politics of personal destruction," he said, calling on his powers of personal destruction. "Every one of the scandals we had in [the Clinton] administration is due to her. Every one of these scandals goes directly to her. Even the sex scandals go to her."

What... a... charmer.

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