They're getting paid to do this and I'm not
Shorter David Broder: "Mmmmmph! Oh yes, Mr President! Oh yes! Yes! Yes!!"
Shorter Doughy Pantload: "Ooh! I'm making things up and getting myself moist with the stuff I'm imagining!"
Shorter John Hawkins: "We conservatives should win major awards."
Shorter Pigboy-the-Lesser: "It only took me three sentences to get to the Hillary-bashing."
Shorter wHoward Kurtz: "If there's a bigger whore in this newsroom, I'd like to know about it."
Bonus: reader's comments to David Broder, including "How much did Karl have to pay you for this blowjob of a story?", "Mmm...cocktail weenies. Taste them, Broder!", "Is Broder stenographing from some parallel universe again?" and "You sad tragic old fool."
February 16, 2007
Posted by maru at 2/16/2007 04:11:00 PM
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