March 19, 2007



Gonzales' plight puts Bush, Rove at risk
Awwwwwww. Mwwwwahahahahahahaha.

White House aides focus on keeping the controversy at Justice from spreading and engulfing smarmy sack of crap Karl Rove, in what has to be one of the best days of the year so far.

As more Republicans called last week on Alberto Gonzales to resign, Bush's aides began to look for ways of throwing Gonzales under a bus beyond the attorney general and focus on preventing the controversy over the firing of federal prosecutors from spreading — and endangering Karl Rove, the president's top political advisor.
The brouhaha over the fired prosecutors reflects a larger problem for the Deciderer: His political standing as president, already deep in the crapper due to the war in Iraq and domestic missteps fuckups like the handling of Hurricane Katrina, the Walter Reed scandal, the CIA leak investigation it never called for, the illegal spying on American citizens, the many investigations into corruption, adultery, pedophilia and hypocritical gaynitude, has only continued to erode since his party lost control of Congress in November.


As alien ships close in on DC, Preznit Bush watches squirrels.
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1 comment:

Undeniable Liberal said...

Maru, I'm way beyond curiously aroused now...