WTF Is It Now?!?

Merde alors
While soldiers die, Bush and his nanny enjoy a gourmet meal. Which sounds suspiciously French.
The conservatard Chicago Trib fawns all over this "exciting" story.

Preznit Privilege and First Lady Pickles Stepford had dinner last night at the home of Karl and Mrs Rove in the "upscale Palisades neighborhood" of Washington.

When a pool reporter stationed outside dispatched an email to Rove inside, asking if the architect of the president's campaigns could spare a doggy bag for the press van, sure enough -- out came an emissary bearing a gift of sausage and quail wings.
The press had already called in a pepperoni-and-mushroom pizza from Domino's, but the host's contribution to the press van feast was the most excitement seen outside this residence in a while.

Uhhh, asstwats, if that's your idea of exciting news coverage, I've got some stories you can report on...