He didn't forget Poland!
"Uhhhh.. ah hear you got screen doors on yore submarines?"
Bush to visit Poland in June, will ask the prime minister if it's true that the reason so many Polish names end in "ski" is because they can't spell "toboggan."
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Hey! I'm Polish, my last name ends in "ski" and I know how to spell towbogin.
How far is Poland from The Hague?
Just curious, george.
Ok, it's not a Polish joke, but here Maru, for you:
Superman is restless on a Friday night, and calls up Batman, and asks him if he wants to go have a couple of beers. Batman tells him Robin is sick, and he has to take care of him. So, Superman calls up Captain America, but he tells Superman he already has plans.
Superman thinks "I'll go see what Wonderwoman is up to", and flys up to her balcony. He looks in her window, and there she is naked on her bed, legs open. Superman thinks to himself "I can use my Super speed, and fly in and have my way with her, and be gone before she knows it!", and in he goes. Seconds later, he is happily flying off, Super satisfied.
"What was that, did you hear something?" asks Wonderwoman
"No", says The Invisible man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"
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