April 6, 2007



I do have manly huntin' creds, I do!
Be vewy, vewy quiet... Mitt "I supported gun control" Romney, caught in a whopper of an exaggeration, tries to explain what he meant by his "lifelong" hunting experience.

"I'm not a big-game hunter. I've made that very clear," he said. "I've always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will. I began when I was 15 or so and I have hunted those kinds of varmints since then. More than two times."
A few times popping "varmints," and a canned rich-man's pudpulling at a game preserve. Kudos, sir, you've graduated from flipflopping phony to Clueless Pandering Cretin. Go have some pie and STFU.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

As someone that has hunted and ate rabbit in his youth in Virginia, I can tell ya, I have NEVER heard ANY hunter say he hunted "rodents." That's why country folk keep cats around.

"Oh lordy, look ma, RATS fer din din."

Nope, never happens.