WTF Is It Now?!?

Qualified to serve
Yeah -- as in "would you like fries with that, ma'am?"

The Bush misadministration fed Republican senators -- including Orrin Hatch -- misleading talking points that hailed the “significant" prosecutorial experience of US Attorney Timothy Griffin, although the Karl Rove cabana-boy appears never to have actually tried a criminal case.

Republican senators then echoed those assessments of Griffin as a seasoned professional.

But an examination of Griffin’s record as a prosecutor reveals a much less impressive body of experience, with no indication that Griffin ever took a criminal case to trial either as a civilian or a military prosecutor.

Though he did play "Attorney Genital Dick Hurtz" in the hard-core porn classic Illegal Briefs. Allegedly.