Terrorist Plot Averted!
Falwell's personal Taliban on the move:
Campbell County authorities arrested a Liberty University student for having several homemade bombs in his car.
The student, 19-year-old Mark D. Uhl of Amissville, Va., reportedly told authorities that he was making the bombs to stop protesters from disrupting Falwell's funeral service.
Anonymous souses say Alberto Gonzales has recommended the government to start rounding up Christains and imprisoning them without charges in Club Gitmo, but was overruled by Darth Cheney.
Never mind, it wasn't a terrorist plot after all, due to the suspect being a white ChriSTAIN. Nothing to see, move along.
~Undeniable Liberal~
3 comments:
Poor Jeebus. I don't think this is what He had in mind.
Considering the Westboro Baptist feebs were planning on picketting Falwell's funeral (Not a joke!), I almost can't blame the poor kid.
If he had managed to injure Fred Phelps, some good might have come from all this. =/
As a fellow native Virginian, all I can say is when Jerry had the coronary, I hope he fellwell.
Flat on his hypocritcal face.
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