WTF Is It Now?!?

The Orgasmic Last Throes are Almost Here
After getting up off his knees and wiping presidential spooge from his chin and out of his ear, WAPO propagandist David Ignatius says that the administration is coming up with a shiny new plan for Iraq:

"President Bush and his senior military and foreign policy advisers are beginning to discuss a "post-surge" strategy for Iraq that they hope could gain bipartisan political support. The new policy would focus on training and advising Iraqi troops rather than the broader goal of achieving a political reconciliation in Iraq, which senior officials recognize may be unachievable within the time available.
The revamped policy, as outlined by senior administration officials, would be premised on the idea that, as the current surge of U.S. troops succeeds in reducing sectarian violence, America's role will be increasingly to help prepare the Iraqi military to take greater responsibility for securing the country."

What a great idea! Training the Iraqi army! Why didn't anybody think of that before? It's so like Adapting the surge forward, and clear, hold and do it again. As the Iraq Parliament goes on vacation stands down, we'll stand up. Just a couple more F.U.s, and we will be victorious! Yipee! Let Freedom Reign!!

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Ish rly mah new strat, sret, srta...plan!