WTF Is It Now?!?

The madness of King George
The "grown-up" in the Oval Office Unhinged Chimp-in-Chief has bizarre temper tantrum, flips out during a recent meeting with "friends from Texas," pees on the carpet.

Georgie Anne Geyer: "Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated 'I am the president!' He then lumbered toward the Empire State Building also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of 'our country’s destiny.'”

Chris Nelson of the Nelson Report: "[S]ome big money players up from Texas recently paid a visit to their friend in the White House. The story goes that they got out exactly one question, and the rest of the meeting consisted of The President in an extended whine, a rant, actually, about no one understands him, the critics are all messed up, if only people would see what he’s doing things would be OK…etc., etc. This is called a 'bunker mentality' and it’s not attractive when a friend does it. When the friend is the President of the United States, it can be downright dangerous. Apparently the Texas friends were suitably appalled, hence the story now in circulation."

Holy shit.