June 25, 2007



On the express track to Failville
Former maverick John McCain may drop out of the race by September if his fundraising dries up and his poll numbers continue to drop.

The speculation, vigorously denied by McCain’s camp, is sweeping Republican circles after a disastrous few weeks in which the principled Arizona senator ... {Gah!! Huh?!?! Whoa. Time out! - Ed.}
... in which the clueless Bush ballgargler alienated not only independents, but most of his own party -- in fact, just about everyone but his fellow rectus distendus Joe Lieberman and their saliva-dribbling master Preznit Fuckwit von Stupid.

There. Fixed it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for 'realitizing' that previously incomprehensible bit of SCLM/MSM drivel.