WTF Is It Now?!?

Romney: 'mmmnngh! Blllrrr mmllr mmlghrr!'
Consummate flipflopper and pandering partisan pussy Mitt Romney, who denied every pardon while governor, said Thursday a pardon for Scooter Libby "deserves a very careful review."

"Abuse of prosecutorial discretion something something something," Romney said around a mouthful of conservajizz as tiny balsa-wood models of 747s crashed from his shoulders onto the already-sodden floor.

"Please. Defending Libby may be a good applause line for right wing Republicans, but the American people are looking for a strong and decisive leader -- mwaaaaa! sorry -- who can say one way or another whether he would pardon a man who obstructed a national security investigation in a time of war," DNC spokesman Dennis LaVara said. "As if."